Dance Flick won’t dance its way into your heart
Directed by Damien Dante Wayans
Starring Damon Wayans Jr., Craig Wayans, Shoshana Bush, Essence Atkins
Nowhere near as hilarious as Airplane! or The Naked Gun yet not as unwatchable as Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans, Dance Flick falls squarely in the middle of the spoof movie spectrum. That puts it more or less on par with the first Scary Movie, the surprise box-office smash that pulled the extended Wayans family out of the collective creative funk they had been in since the end of In Living Color. (Unless you consider movies like Damon’s Blankman or Keenan Ivory’s Most Wanted to be misunderstood classics.) Actually, Dance Flick isn’t the product of that generation of Wayans’; while Keenan, Shawn and Marlon are credited as co-writers and producers (in addition to appearing in small roles), the film’s primary creative forces are star Damon Wayans Jr. (son of Damon) and director Damien Dante Wayans (daughter of Nadia, the one family member that doesn’t work in the film industry).
So how do these youngsters compare with their forefathers? To be honest, their senses of humor aren’t all that different. Like Scary Movie, Dance Flick offers a grab-bag of clever jokes (a vending machine that only dispenses bottled Tap Water), stupid jokes (anytime David Alan Grier shows up in a fat suit) and borderline offensive jokes (a mother yells at her baby for contracting an STD). It goes without saying that the plot is beside the point. A loose assemblage of story points taken from teen dance movies like Step Up and Save the Last Dance, the film follows a well-off white girl (Soshana Bush) who moves to the ‘hood after her mother is run over by a trio of reckless celebrity drivers (Britney, Brandy and Halle) and starts attending classes at the aptly named Musical High School. There she befriends sassy single mom Charity (Essence Atkins) and her dorky brother Thomas (Wayans Jr.), whose dance crew is deep in debt to a big-time, big-bellied gangster Sugar Bear (Grier). To pay off their debt, they’ll have to triumph over their arch-rivals at the upcoming dance competition. Will they be able to stomp the year without getting served? Bring it on bitches.
While no one would confuse Dance Flick with great art, it is efficiently directed by Damien Dante Wayans and spiritedly acted by its cast. Wayans Jr. isn’t as versatile a comedian as his father, but his willingness to perform any gag–no matter how ridiculous it makes him look–is a good trait for an aspiring comedy performer to possess. Still, it would be easier to recommend the movie if it weren’t so inconsistent, sometimes aiming for real wit but more often settling for the lowest common denominator. It’s a decent debut for the Wayans family’s next generation, the they’ll have to…ahem, step up their game for their next film if they hope to be around long term.
Verdict: Rent It
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Verdict: See It
Directed by Stephen Elliott
Starr Jessica Biel, Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes
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Verdict: Rent It