Plies hosted an open casting call for his new reality show “Bust It Baby,” and every shameless woman in America came ready to pop, lock, and drop it for the rapper’s attention. Unfortunately, most of the auditioning women just kind of make you throw up in your mouth a little instead. Wowawewa. Check out the video.

It’s kind of long (7 minutes), but you should at least watch it up to the part where one actually bends over and lets everyone know that Plies can feel free to “bussthatshitwideopen.” It’ll be a tough call deciding between her and the one who insists there isn’t anything (anything) she won’t do for Plies, considering she’s already doing everything for the locals, so this ho-pportunity is, like, a really big deal. I’m sure Plies is honored, but we are definitely not jealous.

Plies’ “Bust It Baby” Casting Day: