Well, we all know that most people that aren’t getting any can be occasionally tense. But what if you NEVER got any? Well, I guess then you just try to run your wife over with a truck.

Aside from the regular ridiculous (albeit some unsurprising) facts about Gary Coleman…

–40 year old virgin (quite literally)
–Married (she wants publicity)
–To a 22 year old chick (see above)
–He drives a truck (I’m 5’7″ and even I have pedal issues, so I don’t know how he manages)

…it was just brought to the media’s attention that homeboy tried to run his wife, Shannon Price, over. With his truck! Apparently they got into an argument, and as she was getting in the car, he started driving, dragging her with the truck until the cops stopped him. Not only did he show his crazy, but was all that necessary? No one will really know what exactly they were arguing about, but what I DO know is that he’s really wiling for arguing with the one and only person who could potentially give him some ‘tang.

Lastly, does Gary Coleman really have to argue? Click the video below for my suggestion for an alternative argument ender: