5 Reasons J Lo Is Going From GIANT To Medium

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    Jennifer Lopez is a long-time GIANT, though lately the spicy diva has been seeming a little Vanilla.

    We’re beginning to wonder if the originator of the Hollywood-big booty phenomenon is beginning to regress from GIANT to regular.

    Here’s what worries us:

    1.

    Boring

    J. Lo’s latest interview with Marie Claire is filled with nothing but mentions of her fairy-tale life, and her amazing kids, and her super marriage, blah, blah, blah. We’re bored. We are thrilled that your life is going so well, but do we really want to read a full 10 page spread about your awesomeness? Perhaps your cover-model/feature story days are over. Bring on the young controversial upstarts.

    2.

    “Louboutins”

    How dare you take on the hottest shoe of the year in a song and fail miserably? Not only are we bored with J Lo as a person, but her music as of late has been a huge let-down as well. Here’s what we mean:

    3.

    The Epic Fall

    During her big “come back” performance at the 2009 American Music Awards, Jenny from the block took a huge spill during her dance break. What happened to the fly girl days?

    4.

    The Label Debacle

    There were rumors swirling that J Lo was dropped from her label, Epic Records. She then made a statement saying that she chose to end her relationship with Epic on amicable terms. The whole thing sounds sketchy.

    5.

    Where are you?

    We are technically still waiting for the come-back. Is it going to happen J. Lo? Are you coming?

    Get it together J Lo. We’d hate to demote you.

    Check out the images from her Marie Claire shoot below:

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