12 Funniest President Obama Quotes

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    We all know President Obama is a cool dude. He leads our country, he’s a family man, he breaks out in songs, but apparently he’s also a comedian:

    “Now I even let down my key core constituency: movie stars. Just the other day, Matt Damon — I love Matt Damon, love the guy — Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my performance. Well Matt, I just saw the ‘Adjustment Bureau’ so right back at you buddy.”
    2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “In my first term, we passed health care reform. In my second term, I guess I’ll pass it again.”
    2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “I really do enjoy attending these dinners. In fact, I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.”
    2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome.”
    2008 Al Smith Dinner

    “Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”
    —Ribbing Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “There a few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.”
    2010 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “I’ve made a few jokes over the years about John Boehner’s unusual coloring. I used to think that it was a tan. But after seeing how often he tears up, I’ve come to realize: that’s not a tan, that’s rust.”
    2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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    “But I have to say tonight’s venue isn’t really what I’m used to. I was originally told we’d be able to move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium, and can somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested?”
    Al Smith Dinner

    “Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled, ‘How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People.'”
    2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “Good evening, everybody, I would like to welcome you to the 10-day anniversary of my First 100 Days. During the second 100 days, we will design, build and open a library dedicated to my first 100 days. My next 100 days will be so successful, I will complete them in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest.”
    2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “Though I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more than mine last year is here tonight. Great to see you, Jay. I’m also glad that I’m speaking first. We’ve all seen what happens when somebody takes the time slot after Leno’s.”
    On Jay Leno, at the 2010 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    “I want to especially thank all the members who took a break from their exhausting schedule of not passing any laws to be here tonight.”
    2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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