Whitley Market in Hollywood is offering Barack Obama Water so customers can indulge in hope, progress and change–one gulp at a time. OK, in all seriousness: Would you buy Obama Water? No, thank you. But here are some Obama-branded products we might consider:

1. Obama Skittles

“Taste the rainbow” of multi-culturalness.

2. Obama-Tofu

This is Shahendra’s pick because he’s vegan, and it’s pretty much (read: is) the only thing he can eat.

3. Obama Black and White Cookies

Self-explanatory.

4. Obama’s Own Salad Dressing

If Paul Newman could do it…

5. Obama-O’s Cereal

Cheerios with a progressive twist.

6. O-O’s

A not-so-clever but oh-so-marketable spin on Ho-Ho’s.

7. Progress-O Soup

Sorry… Had to.

8. Obama Activa Yogurt

Washington is feeling bloated, and he’s looking to flush out all the crap Bush left behind.

9. Obama Broccoli

Looking toward a green future.

10. Hawaiian Punch: Berry Obama

The nation’s 50th state produced our 44th president. Now every eight-year-old’s favorite fruit-punch brand needs to celebrate.